What the &#%@ Is…

If there’s one thing nerds love, it’s esoterica. Here’s some iykyk stuff Disney Adults* constantly prattle on about:

Dole Whip

It’s… pineapple soft serve! It started out that way, at least. Now it comes in lots of flavors (like my preferred strawberry) as well as seasonal offerings throughout the year. (As usual, not every park does every flavor… and some don’t do it at all) I’m going to refer you to the experts - Disney Food Blog - for a full rundown on Dole Whip flavors at WDW.

The Dole Food company developed Dole Whip as a non dairy dessert option for WDW in the ‘80s. Non dairy is a good option if you want something that won’t go off in the Florida heat and has minimal dietary restrictions (the Pineapple, strawberry, orange, and coconut are apparently halal and kosher certified**).

Pineapple soft serve sounds like what it is. “Dole Whip” on the other hand could be anything… making it fertile ground for nerding out. You can buy Dole Whip in it purest form: soft serve, or you can get it in a float (my preference), a sundae, or some other themed dessert… But if merely enjoying Dole Whip as a sweet treat isn’t enough excitement, you can buy Dole Whip themed merch - anything from fridge magnets, to mouse ears to apparel. I’ve seen people Disney Bound as Dole Whip and, based on a google search I just did, a lot of people have Dole Whip tattoos.

Pictured: Pineapple & Vanilla float; Strawberry Diet Code float (I love a float!); Halloween themed Dole Whip flight.

Why is it Disneyland this and Disneyland that… but Walt Disney World?

It’s… In November, 1965 Disney announced that for the past year or so, they had been secretly buying land in Osceola and Orange counties, FL for something they were calling The Florida Project. But this wasn’t merely Disneyand 2.0. Walt’s vision was so much more than just a theme park… (The man was heavily into urban planning and technologically advanced sustainable communities. It’s actually what EPCOT was originally intended to be.) A little over a year after the big announcement, Walt Disney passed away.

The way I’ve always heard it is: Walt was the dreamer and Roy figured out the money. But now Roy would have to carry on dreaming for both of them. In 1967, construction begain on ~Disneyworld with Roy stepping out of retirement and back up to the helm.

At the opening in October 1971, Roy dedicated the new resort (at the time, just The Magic Kingdom park plus the Contemporary & Polynesian hotels) to Walt and all the people who helped make his brother’s dream come true [in truth, the thing they eventually built came no where close to Walt’s dream, but I choose to focus on the sentimentality behind it…]. This wasn’t just Disney World: a bigger version of Disneyland, but Walt Disney World: the realization of one man’s dream [again, more in spirit than execution…]. Point is: the Walt is important!

Sadly, neither Walt nor Roy lived to see Walt Disney’s true dream become a realtiy [technically, no one has!] Two months after the resort opened, Roy also passed away. It would be a further 11 years before EPCOT debuted.

The Fab Five & Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

It’s… the original core characters. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Pluto are referred to as The Fab Five.

Meanwhile, in the last couple of decades a character named Oswald has (re)emerged. Oswald looks a bit like Mickey Mouse if you stretched out his ears and smooshed his tail. Except it’s the other way around: ears smooshed; tail stretched. Disney co-created a character called Oswald the Lucky Rabbit around 1928, but didn’t own the copyright. After trying, and failing to get sole copyright, they said, What’s like a rabbit but different..? Behold the Mouse! And that’s how Mickey Mouse came to be. If negotiations had gone differently this whole thing might have been about a rabbit.

In 2006, Disney finally bought the copyright and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit was fully owned by Disney and ready to be… merchandized. Fun fact: the first merch to feature Oswald was actually a tee shirt collab with Comme des Garçons. Chic!

“Value” “Moderate” and “Deluxe” Hotels

This one is sort-of obvious, but not really if you’ve never been to Disney. I’ll focus on Walt Disney World because it has the best and most examples and the widest range within those examples (and it’s my favorite).

Value means the cheapest room is somewhere around $200 - $400 a night depending on the time of year. $200 (sometimes less when they’re running discounts) will get you in at one of the three All-Star resorts themed around Sports, Music, or Movies (we like Movies best!). They are identical to one another save for the theming and they are HUGE comprising several buildings, each with different sub-themes (All-Star Movies features 101 Dalmatians, Toy Story, Fantasia, The Mighty Ducks, and Herbie: The Love Bug) with hundreds of rooms spread across a wide campus with one of more large pools and other recreational areas with a central gift shop, arcade, check-in and food court/cafeteria style dining hub. That’s a room with a Queen size bed and usually a sofa bed. Even the smallest/cheapest room at WDW can technically squeeze four people in so if you don’t mind close quarters, $200 for four people is value! The corridor to your room is outside (in the style of a motel - but not a motel!) in a covered walkway, and the bulk of the theming is in common spaces. (Your room will have, let’s call them disney touches.) If you’ve ever seen pictures of giant dalmation or Toy Story character statues that’s at All-Star Movies resort. Even the cheapest room is a cut above a similarly priced non-Disney hotel, though [see my Planning page for a slight screed about this…]

Within the value tier are two more resorts that are a little more expensive than the All-Star trio: Pop Century and Art of Animation. These are twin resorts with basically the same layout as All-Stars but with access to the Skyliner, and - in the case of Art of Animation - some specifically themed rooms and suites. While Pop Century is basically the same as All-Stars but with different decades as its theme, Art of Animation is definitely an elevated experience, theming-wise, and it has Little Mermaid rooms and Cars, Lion King, and Finding Nemo family suites. The pools are also bigger and nicer [pictured: one of the pools at Art of Animation].

The value resorts are great for younger kids! They go NUTS for the theming. And at that price point, it’s a bullseye. Maybe your 7 year old is going to flip out over a turn-of-the-Century Saratoga horse racing theme, but mine was very into the Toy Story theming and the food court at All-Star Movies. And we were perfectly happy getting on the bus every morning and back again at at the end of the day. Oy yeah - that’s the other major thing about the All-Stars: the only mode of transport available (aside from getting your own car service) is the bus. The other thing to note is that school groups will book at All-Stars for class trips.

Moderate Hotels are, well, moderately priced - by Disney standards. Like the five value resorts, there are five moderates: Caribbean Beach, Coronado Springs, Port Orleans - French Quarter, Port Orleans - Riverside, and The Cabins at Fort Wilderness. The gist with moderate resorts is the rooms are a little bigger, the theming is a little more immersive (and unique), and in addition to the food court there’s a sit-down restaurant (except for Port Orleans, which shares one between both resorts). The resorts themselves tend to cover more ground, have more recreational ammenities generally (aka more things to do), better pools, and generally have much more of a “resort” feel. The cheapest rooms range from $250 to about $500 depending on the time of year - except for the cabins, which are typically more expensive from the jump.

In terms of transportation, the moderates are served mostly by buses (some of them have multiple bus stops because they’re so spread out). Caribbean Beach is right next to the Skyliner hub, and both Port Orleans resorts and the Cabins are Fort Wilderness are a boat ride from Disney Springs and Magic Kingdom, respectively.

Deluxe hotels are… you guessed it: Fancy. Usually 4 or 5 star affairs with nightly rack rates for a standard room with a view of the parking lot starting around $700 (at time of writing, it’s $853) to $1,500 if you want to see fireworks from your standard room. If you want to see fireworks on Christmas, that’ll be $1,580. Deluxe rooms can technically sleep “up to 5 adults” so I suppose you could split the cost. But who are these five adults? Are they in a polycule? If not, are you really going to share two queen beds and a fold out bed that comes out of the wall? There’s still only one loo…

Where was I? Ah yes. The rooms are bigger, there are multiple restaurants, and there are more & better transportation options. Deluxe hotels also offer extended evening hours (though this perk comes and goes) at certain parks. The three hotels closest to the Magic Kingdom - The Contemporary, The Polynesian (the two originals), and the Grand Floridian - are known as the Monorail Hotels because, well, they’re on the main Monorail loop. There’s also a cluster of deluxe resorts down near EPCOT - The Boardwalk Inn, and the Yacht and Beach Clubs (these are separate resorts that are next to each other, kinda like the Port Orleans pair). I’m a big fan of Boardwalk because you can grab a thing of cotton candy and walk right on over to EPCOT while you snack. It’s less than ten minutes walk.

The remaining deluxe resorts are the Wilderness Lodge; Animal Kingdom Lodge; Old Key West; Saratoga Springs; Riviera Resort

That’s a total of 21 resorts. 5 value, 5 moderate, and 11 deluxe. Disney really wants you to spring for those deluxe resorts…

Hold on… I said somewhere that there were 25 resorts. It depends whether you count the Vacation Club resorts separately. My beloved Bay Lake Tower is right next door to the Contemporary and when you’re booking rooms there, you’ll see BLT rooms listed. If you count DVC resorts separately, there are 32. If you don’t, there are 21.

The Hats With the Ears

It’s… The iconic Mickey Mouse ears were worn by Mouseketeers on the Mickey Mouse Club TV show, which debuted in 1955, and they were available for purchase at Disneyland when it opened that same year. It wasn’t until the ‘80s that Disney started offering embroidery services for the hats, though. Initially just the cursive script in yellow, now in a variety of fonts and colors. Someone correct me, but I wasn’t able to find embroidery services at Hong Kong or Tokyo (and I couldn’t find any hats in Paris or Shanghai - try as I might), so I don’t know if that’s just not A Thing or if my communication skills are just really bad. Could be both. I would really love a hat for every Resort though.

Stuff You Probably Have Heard Of…

Character Dining

It’s… A timed sit-down meal - usually, but not always, a buffet - where assorted characters stop by your table to interact with you. Cast Members accompany the characters to make sure things go smoothly - they’ll also take a picture if you hand them your phone or camera. In addition to a photo moment, people often collect character autographs, but generally it’s about having a fun little moment with a beloved character come to life. We recently saw a woman whip out a sketchbook full of hand-drawings she’d done of the Fab Five and present it to Mickey Mouse. Of course he couldn’t keep it - Cast Members cannot accept gifts (also, where would Mickey even put a sketchbook, the man mouse has no pockets!) - but he mimed a lot of appreciative Ooohs and Aaahs and gave her a big hug.

I find Character Dining a little more comfortable when it’s an anthropomorphic animal in a suit rather than a human person, mostly because it’s more my vibe to hug a GIANT STUFFED ANIMAL than a 20-something young woman I don’t know - even if I’m fully invested in the improv of it all.

Anyway, with Character Dining you get one go-round. Every character will visit your table once and then they’ll “take a break” - often preceeded by much fanfare and a lap around the room waving goodbye. After that, you get some time to finish you meal before it’s time for the next round of diners to have their fun little moment with Minnie.

ADR (Advance Dining Reservation)

Disney Resorts love windows - advance ones, that is! And there’s no greater window than that of the 60-day ADR! Dining reservations open at 6AM EST*** but you should always be ready early! If you roll up at 6 for one of the really popular spots, you may find the entire day is already booked up.

For guests staying at hotels the window actually lasts for the entire hotel stay, which means you get a little advantage by being able to book earlier than everyone else on subsequent days: day 2 of your stay, you’re actually booking 61 days early, day 3 is 62 days early and so on… You may think: why is this A Thing? And I’ll tell you: Mostly it isn’t, but if you’re trying to score a difficult-to-get reservation, you need a strategy!

Walt Disney World and Disneyland updated their U/X in the last few months to make it much easier to browse and see what’s available, which has made the whole thing much nicer, but if you’re trying to get into CRT or Space 220 those reservations get snapped up very quickly. The key is to get there early - well before 6 - with multiple screens up and your party size already selected. Keep refreshing each screen every 20 seconds or so until the calendar date becomes clickable and CLICK IT! Have a pre-determined timeframe of a couple of hours in mind so you can act fast when the window opens. Also: REHEARSE! Seriously. Trial runs! Anyone can book a table 60 days out, so use that to your advantage by practicing making the reservations. Just don’t go too far into the process because you don’t want to block someone else who’s legitimately trying to get that rez! Get really good at quickly refreshing the calendar, selecting the date when it opens up, and visually processing the way the page looks so you can go right to the time bubble you want without wasting time trying to grok the way the page is laid out. Again - this is only for the really popular spots! For everything else, it’s a very pleasant, low key browsing experience. If this sounds at all daunting, it can be if you’ve got your heart set on a very specific date & time at the most popular restaurant and your party is more than 2 people. Working with a Disney Travel Agent might be the way to go.

As a side note, ADRs at Disneyland Paris and the Asian parks work differently: once you make a hotel reservation you make your dining reservations right then and there. Spots are limited, though! That’s really important to know for guests who are used to the way it’s done in the US parks. I almost missed out on a breakfast reservation at Fantasy Springs because of this. I got a reservation, but it was way too close to when we had to leave for the airport! Luckily, I was able to talk to the concierge in person when we checked in and change to an earlier time. If we’d been a party of more than 2, that might not have been possible.

*I’m allowed to say that because I am one. :)
** if this is a key aspect of your faith I’m going to assume you’ll do your own research on this as well!
***occasionally a little earlier - I have found this to be true for Cinderella’s Royal Table or Space 220